Hit a pregnant woman.
This one wasn’t me, but my boss who was pregnant at the time. She was telling some crazy woman something and I guess the lady didn’t like it, so she hit her in the forehead with a roll of wrapping paper. Not bad, right? I mean it didn’t hurt, but my boss pushed it back and hit the lady in the forehead with it. And she started screaming about how she’d been hit and what a bitch she was. And when the manager got there, my boss just started holding her belly and leaning against a counter and breathing hard. So all he cared about was whether she was ok, and he escorted the customer out and told her not to come back. Being pregnant rules that way.
~B in KY
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